Note #15 - 03.31.08

We went out last night with some friends and had a few adult beverages... At some point we came up with the acronym B.J(S) - we all giggled. But now i can't remember what it stood for. I mean, I know what it stands for, but I can't recall what WE made it stand for last night. I know it wasn't "Wholesale Shopping" or "That" - Too many Yuenglings I suppose. It was funny at the time, I promise.

Note #14 - 03.30.08

Hmmmm I prefer Chicken, thanks...

Note #13 - 03.29.08

Yeah, everything is always my fault. Right, Dad?

Note #12 - 03.28.08

You know that cartoon with the big bulldog and the annoying, little, bouncy, won't-stop-talkin' little dog? Yeah, sometimes she's exactly like that!

Note #11 - 03.27.08

Does that say "Domestic" or "Sarcastic" - Either way, she handles my underwear. I win.

Note #10 - 03.26.08

"He Didn't Poo" doesn't refer to Grandpa, it refers to our amazing wünder-dog, Marty! of whom is feelin' a little achey as of last night...

Note #9 - 03.25.08

"Whore Mouth" is something i'm referred to quite a bit these days... I have no idea where it came from!

Note #8 - 03.24.08

Now this... this is a typical Love Note. That's my girl!

Note #7 - 03.23.08

Ahhh there it is... Yeah, like i needed to be told "Jesus Resurrection Day" meant "Easter" - She's a little off her rocker I think. Also, don't send me hatemail because the word "Atheist" is written on the woman's forehead... I am an Atheist, so what?! I still like a visit from that proverbial Bunny that lays eggs once a year! Dude, we're talking a ton of CANDY! You'd probably be surprised to hear I love Halloween for the same reason... HA!

Note #6 - 03.22.08

Hmmm interesting...

Note #5 - 03.21.08

Yeah, thanks for rubbing it in, Darling! What's so good about this Friday anyhow?!

Note #4 - 03.20.08

I've received a lot of notes on this paper. It's a little notepad she got from somewhere... "Turkey Tit!! n-spuds." NICE but I think the evil eyebrows and fangs is what makes this so wonderful!

Note #3 - 03.19.08

My girlfriend thought it would be funny to strike the word "car" and replace it with "butt" - This was a parking pass for an Arena Football game we recently attended. And it's another sweet one! This is probably the last, judging by all the other zany ones i've received in the past...

Note #2 - 03.18.08

This note was written atop a white, recently opened, padded envelope. It says "happy 2 year + 2 day anniversary! leftovers in fridge XO OX XO" - Our 2 year anniversary was on March 16th, 2008 (obviously!) - This is, most likely, a rarity for me... a nice, non-sarcastic or nonsensical note!

Note #1 - 03.17.08

I found this sitting on my wallet this morning... at the bottom it says "ps: take out trash, write me a check + be cute. <3" and it's written on a Taco Bell napkin in Sharpie. It took me about an hour of staring at it to figure out what the "write me a check" part said, honestly!

Intro

Ok, so here's the deal. I have a LOT of notes sitting around, but starting today, March 17th, i'm going to start dating the notes i receive on a daily basis. I'll add some older, undated notes, as we go along. Sound good? GOOD. I just wish i thought of this sooner... i threw away a TON a few months ago...