Note #66 - 05.21.08

Sugar-coated demands. Yeah, i left the trash for her to take out when she got home. I don't do well with demands. I do well with polite suggestions or when i'm asked with a smile. Go figure.

Note #65 - 05.20.08

FUCK!!

Note #64 - 05.19.08

Ha! That's all i'm fuckin' sayin' about this one.

Note #63 - 05.18.08

So i went out of town for the day. She went to a birthday party and to see Duran Duran (gag) and, upon my return home (2 hour drive) i'm responsible for making sure the dog takes a shit. Yeah, have fun singing along to "Rio" assface... BTW i'm fucking hungry like the wolf!

Note #62 - 05.17.08

She failed to mention how hard i destroyed her in the FIRST game we played. Natch.

Note #61 - 05.16.08

Wait, didn't she already leave me this note a couple of weeks ago? Oh, shit, i forgot... she has ZERO, i repeat, ZERO memory. I think she eats aluminum foil for lunch. I wouldn't be surprised.

Note #60 - 05.15.08

What the fuck?! Bologna again? That's it, i'm moving out and i'm stealing the fucking dog, too.

Note #59 - 05.14.08

Man, it's a good thing i carry a fucking sword!

Note #58 - 05.13.08

I'm not a huge fan of Bologna (the meat, not the City in Italy) but she insists on buying it and making sammiches with it. Ugh.

Note #57 - 05.12.08

Who the hell says "Peckerhead" these days besides my Dad?!

Note #56 - 05.11.08

She threw a sponge at me earlier today. A big sponge, too.

Note #55 - 05.10.08

I don't know about you, but this is fucking hilarious! A squirrel fell out of a tree?! It's buddy came over to check on it?! Squirrels are rats with fluffy tails and dragon-like claws. Well, i think it's funny. Best part is the back portion of the note, she saw a squirrel fall out of a tree... "Oh, and the dog didn't poop!" However, i think the BEST part of this note is her choice of onomatopoeia... "THUD"

Talk about completely random notes. Welcome to my world.

Note #54 - 05.09.08

Yep, she'll write on anything she can find... even MY mail.

Note #53 - 05.08.08

OK, so last night we went downtown to check out a friend's (Jillian Says) "Mother's Day Sale" for her handmade soaps and candles. Everything smells delicious so i bought some stuff... Had some adult beverage and bought my girlfriend a nice necklace from Avenue Handmade since she was there selling some stuff, too. This is the little bag she packed for my girlfriend. See, i do nice things sometimes. Then i get verbally beat-up for BREATHING. Help me.

Note #52 - 05.07.08

Ahhh, the swift-kick-in-the-balls i've come to expect from her on a daily basis.

Notes #47 - #51

Ok, so i was right. Even when i'm NOT here, at home, she still writes me notes. WTF?! It's official: She's CRAZY. I mean for fuck-sake, she's quoting EUROPE. Gross.

Yeah, she's having "Beard Withdrawals" because i'm "The Beard" ya see, myeah, see!

Note #46 - 05.01.08

Yeah, i blurred her name out. Shoot me. And why the fuck does she sign her name anyhow? It's not like some other crazy weirdo snuck into my house and wrote me a stupid note. I know who they're coming from, damnit!

I'm leaving for a few days, she'll still write me notes, too. I BET YOU she does...