Note #27 - 04.12.08

Ahh, she finally got something right. Yes, i'm working on becoming a REAL badass. We drove up to Macon, GA so i can look at a car i'm interested in buying. We'll see how it goes.

Note #26 - 04.11.08

I Love Swedish Meatballs! Are they Swedish meat made into tasty balls, are they Swedish balls made of tasty meat, or are they meaty balls made in Sweden? Oh, the paradox.

Note #25 - 04.10.08

Today i got a Tenacious D reference! That excites me.

Note #24 - 04.09.08

I fucking HATE oysters.

Note #23 - 04.08.08

I'm pretty sure she misspelled "Goulash" in her note. Maybe it's just me. Also, what she's referring to is ground-turkey meat, rice and peppers. She made "Fajitas" for dinner last night. Today it's "Goolasch" or whatever the fuck...

Note #22 - 04.07.08

Hmmm that's a first. A loss for words. I can't think of another time when this happened. Even on a 6 hour flight, or an 8 hour car trip, she never shuts up. Maybe she's ill. Maybe she's dying. Nah. It's probably some sick trap and i'm falling into it... Then, when i'm not looking, she'll spring into action and sink her fem-fangs deep into my jugular and i'll drift away into darkness. Only to hear her nagging voice for all eternity... over and over... Or, maybe she's just got nothing to say for once. Yeah, right.

Note #21 - 04.06.08

She's channeling Marty's thoughts on paper now. Creepy. So, she made a make-shift raincoat out of a Target shopping bag, so the dog wouldn't get wet when she took him on a walk. See what i have to deal with?!