Note #20 - 04.05.08

I have no fucking idea what this is supposed to mean.

Note #19 - 04.04.08

We're going to Fort Lauderdale to visit my sister... She had the day off of work and i had to work a half-day. We're taking Marty with us, too!

Note #18 - 04.03.08

Written on a little instruction booklet from Ikea. Nice pun, hon.

Note #17 - 04.02.08

Ooooh... a two-parter! One berates "Hippies" - for being vegitarians. The other, well, it's fucking obvious. Trash is a designated "man duty." Cleaning my underwear is a designated "lady duty" when she's not hurting herself removing said "underwear" from the dryer. We rule.

Note #16 - 04.01.08

"take Marty our later, I couldn't walk to far this morn" - Yes, she hurt her back. Guess how! Ok, seriously, she hurt her back taking my underwear out of the dryer! No joke, dude.

Note #15 - 03.31.08

We went out last night with some friends and had a few adult beverages... At some point we came up with the acronym B.J(S) - we all giggled. But now i can't remember what it stood for. I mean, I know what it stands for, but I can't recall what WE made it stand for last night. I know it wasn't "Wholesale Shopping" or "That" - Too many Yuenglings I suppose. It was funny at the time, I promise.

Note #14 - 03.30.08

Hmmmm I prefer Chicken, thanks...